Showing posts with label iran. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iran. Show all posts

Friday, July 11, 2008

UPDATE: In the Wrong Hands




Not too long ago reports surfaced about Iranian Photoshop capabilities. Unfortunately, the situation appears to be even worse than previously imagined. Whereas Photoshop is very expensive, placing it out of reach for the government of Iran, another almost-as-insidious program, MS Paint, comes bundled on every Microsoft system for free. This didn't used to worry people, because Paint is terrible. Here is an attempt to add a missile to a photo using Paint:



Even a cursory glance quickly reveals that this photo has been manipulated. Unfortunately, Paint does have hidden stamp-making capabilities. Although far short of the standard set by Will's mom, it does have chilling possibilities. For example, consider this menacing photo of Ahmadinejad from the BBC:



With minimal Paint effort, it can be spelled out to demonstrate a pro-American propaganda message that clearly undermines the untiring Bush/McCain efforts to create pointless animosity between our nations:



Even worse, Ahmadinejad could exploit Paint as a means of demonstrating his omnipresence and totalitarian might:


I think it may be time for us to Get Serious about our foreign policy with Iran. We must fight them over there so we don't have to keep inventing ways over here in which they are fighting us over here from over there.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

In the Wrong Hands


Sure, it's fun in high school to clone stamp a few extra ears onto your date's prom picture, but the Photoshop Clone Stamp tool is not all fun and games and multicolored foxes,* like a certain blogger's mother makes it out to be. In fact, it can have serious, non-zany consequences for international media outlets when you clone extra smoke plumes into your photos all willy nilly just because you felt like it. Yeah, I guess 4 missiles is scarier than 3...but, like, not a lot scarier.


This is pretty scary.

This is way scary.



*will's mother seems to have actually made that foxparade with a photoshop custom brush tool. if iran develops this level of sophistication in their graphic design, i think we can safely expect a lot more creepy hook fingers tessellated into those extra smoke plumes.