Just one letter from "Fucking Idiot"

Yes, Obama has clinched the nomination, but he still needs to do more to earn the votes of astonishingly dumb voters:

"I don't trust Osama ... Obama. It's only a letter difference," said Charles, the Hillary backer. "His middle name is Hussein."

Well, Charles, before you make up your mind, please be warned of the precious letter differences afflicting your conservative alternative:

McCain is just one letter shy of McBain, a foreign buffoon invented by prissy, left wing writers to skewer a certified American Hero.

(*Furthermore, John McCain is just one letter shy of John MacCain, currently Barack's top choice as Vice President. Why the hell should we vote for McCain when he's practically that liberal scumbag MacCain?)

Karl Rove is just one letter shy of Karl Dove. All along, he must have been some sort of Hippie Anti-War fag! WHY!?


Most horrifyingly, Dick Cheney is exactly zero letters removed from Dick Cheney, a fellow who oversaw a viciously anti-constitutional expanse of executive power, helped orchestrate a calamitously failed war, and still took some time off to shoot his friend in the face.

Or as John McCain put it, "one of the most capable, experienced, intelligent and steady vice presidents this country has ever had.”