Friday, August 22, 2008

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John McCain came out with this ad today:



You know how, usually in political attack ads, the opponent will be represented with a grimacing, unflattering photo? It's just funny to me that even in McCain's attack ad, Obama is smiling and handsome. And not in a celebrity-caricature sort of way. Just in a friendly, cool way. Does he ever Not look like a good guy?

Meanwhile, Barack Obama's got this one up:



A lot of people have gotten very excited about McCain's housing gaffe, because we're actually seeing Obama and the Democrats draw blood with it. It's nice to win a cycle after a looong august slumber.

The obvious conservative complaint is, "ah look at Obama reneging on his whole 'new politics' schtick."

There's a huge conception out there among Obama critics that, fans of his are all these hippie dreamers who think Obama is this saint who's gonna politics happy and hopey. It's a big implication in the 'celebrity' line of attack, too; that us fans are emptily cheering for this pretty rock star or something.

But that's really not the case. The passion for Obama among me, and my friends and family and folks around the country, is rooted in his intellectual honesty. And rooted in the instinct that this is a serious man who is logical and responsible about how to approach the world. Sometimes logic dictates that you gotta get ugly. True in politics, too. And we're seeing that cool, rational, genuine toughness on display.



(P.S.: On the Obama-using-the-truth-to-play-hardball front, I can't wait until the debates, and we can have this conversation again.)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obama's overall rationality is equal to McCain's overall sexiness.

And John is no MILF (that is, he's no McCain I'd Like to Fuck).

Anonymous said...

Yep. Like just about every blog poster at KoolKatSez, Obama is a mindless, goose-stepping reactionary. I haven't read a single rational argument for Obama from any of the posters here.

Here's the extent of the intellectual support for Obama:

"Obama is sooo cool!"

"Yes weeee can!"

"We need change!"

Now, to get the phrasing of those mantras right and remain true to the average Obama supporter's mindset, you have to maintain a look of sheer vacuity, as if your eyes are just milky, leaking orbs in a cow's rotting skull. You have to stare up into the sky as if you half expect Obama to appear in a white robe and speak blessings upon all the other worthless, brainless Obama disciples. You have to shiver nervously and foam at the mouth at any suggestion that Obama is less than what he seems. Why? Because without that ideal - without that delusion - an Obama supporter is left with the realization that Obama is a hair's worth of difference from McCain.

To properly impersonate an Obama supporter, you must forsake any rational discussion of Obama's positions, because, as a proper Obama supporter, you probably don't even know what they are. Use words like "friendly" and "cool" to describe Obama. Ask dumb-fuck questions like, "Does he ever not look like a good guy?" And, dear reader, if you are especially interested in getting inside the average Obama supporter's brain, you might say something even more vapid and cattle-like, such as, "Obama picks awesome [music]."

Anonymous said...

If Obama is just a hair's worth of difference than McCain, then all those McCain voters should choose the sexier guy instead.

Anonymous said...

abby is lucky to be so smart, but it's probably also kind of a curse since she has to teach all of us how to see through the hype

Anonymous said...

Abby is sooo cool!
Yes Abby can!
Abby needs change!

All of a sudden I want to vote for abby...

Anonymous said...

That's because you suck my nonexistent dick.