Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Friendly Fire: United for McCain for Obama: part my turn

You guys are ridiculous. Anyone who has ever watched a movie knows that an otherwise conspicuous lack of decent dialogue can be concealed with tense scenes in dark rooms and plenty of plot twists. I'm afraid your thesis is all wrong.

People in the north tend to forget that the whole nation is a bunch of idiots. There is significant media attention afforded to Obama being muslim, Obama attending a secular muslim school, Obama doing a terrorist fist bump with his wife, Obama's Baptist pastor, and Obama not wearing a pin. This is the only country in the world where Sean Hannity can get a $100 million deal and Rush Limbaugh can quadruple that.

Hope is for thinking people. Obama's campaign has been a disturbing window into America's dipshit blue-collar faction, and the media has been poking it with a sharp stick cause it's funny to watch it yell in furious confusion.

What is my point, you ask?

The most damaging revolutions throughout Obama's campaign have all been shameless fabrications. Why? It's because American's want to believe them, because they're scared of Obama. McCain knows this, and he's doing everything he can.

He has terrible policies that are a tribute to the worst president ever, he literally has endorsements from the same president (worst ever), hard-core conservatives hate him because he has a history of talking to liberals, he's admitted that he's terrified of any technology with more buttons than a toaster, he's old, ... Are you getting the picture?

McCain is already endorsing Obama. He's giving dumb Americans only one option. Do you know how hard it is to lose to a terrorist? This is the twist at the end of the movie that will make everyone forget about these silly campaigns: McCain is running the only conservative campaign possible that would make republicans consider Obama.

That new Batman movie was awesome.

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