Thursday, August 28, 2008

Bedtime for Asshats

We genuinely enjoy tossing snark back and forth with our coherent critics.

But the comments have precipitously devolved into crazy, vicious, and profane nonsense. We love anything that's a little crazy or a little vicious or a little profane, but seriously. You guys are either literally thirteen years old, or you should be embarrassed by how you spend your time.

From this entry forward we're deleting all of the comments that suck.


also, to all blogspot administrators: you are a bunch of motherfuckers. there, I said it. suspend my account.

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

serious and thoughtful comment.

Will said...

I'm honestly curious if this is someone we know and/or just somebody hopelessly sad.

Anonymous said...

Now that I have you frantically deleting comments, I have, once again, won.

You looked tired, Will. Give it a rest.

Anonymous said...

Yes you know me. Well, us, actually... roommates... Texas Tech... ring any bells?

Will said...

hey man, just listenin to my itunes, clicking a button. not that difficult.

Will said...

sorry, I don't really remember anybody who went to tech

Anonymous said...

But let's talk seriously, mkay?

Will said...

guess it also won't negate the fact that you're spending your best years in lubbock, typing 'FAP' on the blog of somebody who probably doesn't remember your name.

Will said...

like I wrote, if you're gonna disagree with us but at least be fun about it, go ahead. if you're gonna be a retard, I'm content to stay awake and listen to some music.

Anonymous said...

Why did you delete my comment? I'm watching this asshattery going on, but I'm not one of them.

~Tim Williams

Anonymous said...

Well, personally, I think all of this is pretty fun. Why don't you loosen up a little, Will?

C'mon, really.

Anonymous said...

Curtis will know at least one of us...

Anonymous said...

...and Dave will know the other.

I haven't seen J.D. in years (though I heard he got a Carole King hair-style)

Will said...

oh, so these are curtis's friends

Anonymous said...

I hope these are the right friends...LOL

Anonymous said...

yeah sorry Will I guess we don't know you all that well but we're obviously trying.

Anonymous said...

Curtis! Where's Curtis?!

CALL HIM AND TELL HIM TO COMMENT HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW LOL

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Will said...

like I said, funny is allowed. it's retarded that we're done with.

Anonymous said...

I guess that means J.D. won't be blogging here anymore.

Anonymous said...

Will, can't you have a serious and mature conversation?

I thought you had already grown up a little. Remember? That's why we couldn't be together in the first place...

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Anonymous said...

Will likes to indulge in fart sex.

Anonymous said...

Will, can we have a truce?

Seriously. Let's talk business.

Anonymous said...

Will:

Please do not engage in fart sex as it violates Blogspot's TOS.

Anonymous said...

Will:

Tell Curtis to e-mail me at:

ttechman_85@texastech.edu>

Will said...

I'll just leave your email and the fart sex warnings up so that curtis can check for himself

Anonymous said...

Curtis has been posting half of these, by the way. You can't blame ONLY us.

Anonymous said...

These are lies. I don't post ridiculous shit. I only sign my real name (although other people occasionally sign my name too). I don't have friends that are this retarded. I only know one person from Texas Tech and he doesn't act like you people.

Anonymous said...

Hmm...maybe you're not the same Curtis.

Shit.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Awkward.

Sorry, man...........

I guess....we'll leave.

You can delete the comments if you want, they weren't directed at you or trying to be personal.

Damn.

We just thought you were the same Curtis we knew, who DID like ridiculous shit.

Seriously...sorry.

Anonymous said...

So you're not from the Fort Worth area?

Anonymous said...

no I'm not

Anonymous said...

Well, I apologize to you. Now you can apologize to me, since I guess we were both in the wrong.

Anonymous said...

Well, I apologize to you. Now you can apologize to me, since I guess we were both in the wrong.

Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting for your apology.

taylor said...

thanks for addressing this proliferation of asshattery will. now i can get back to posting pictures of baby anteaters and such.

Anonymous said...

You never apologized. Guess we can't leave...