Tuesday, August 19, 2008

science wants you to burn in hell

Looks like a few "scientists" with a liberal agenda are trying to fill our childrens' heads with a bunch of "facts" again. A few researchers have offered evidence that bisexuality in animals is fairly common, meaning it occurs in nature and is therefore natural (QED).

Good job, Einsteins, except you're forgetting one thing: Humans aren't animals. We have souls, which control our sexuality in a manner of Cartesian dualism that is logically inconsistent with itself, but only if you don't have faith. Check . . . and mate . . . if you're married.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

To claim the realm of science as "liberal" or "conservative" is about as myopic as you can get.

Anonymous said...

welcome to the joke

Anonymous said...

aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

Funny as in "ha ha," not funny as in "Wow, you went to the University of Retard."

Anonymous said...

you're right, that second one is funny in its own way

taylor said...

yeah, bonobos are kinky ass monkeys. i don't know if that link is about bonobos, but whoa- they are. gay sex is a really good idea for them in terms of social mobility. and for me.