Monday, August 18, 2008

Bush Vs. Worst: Part II


This is part two of our ongoing series comparing George W. Bush with the worst U.S. Presidents of all history. Today, the ninth worst President: Ulysses S. Grant.

Grant is an interesting case because he isn’t actually that bad a President. We’ve mostly included him here because he usually ranks pretty low and I feel like talking about him. This might be the longest of these posts because I like Grant.

Domestic Policy: In Grant’s day the South was dominated by racist terrorists who frequently killed black people and tried to overthrow their own governments. Grant reestablished order there, more or less. He staunchly supported rights for black people, the rule of law, and the 14th and 15th amendments. He also defeated the KKK. On the economy he was pretty good. The Panic of 1873 was bad, and he could have done more about that, but he also reformed the Treasury, ran it at a surplus, cut the national debt, improved national credit, reduced annual interest rates, and swung the trade deficit to a surplus. He was a big supporter of free education for all and of keeping church and state separate, especially in schools.
Did Bush Do Something Worse?
Bush hasn’t confronted any domestic crises on the level of the Post-Civil-War South, which is understandable, but seriously, it’s hard to think of a single domestic accomplishment for him.

Foreign policy: Oversaw the Treaty of Washington. Probably the best U.S. treaty of the 19th century, it resolved every standing dispute with England at terms highly favorable to the U.S., and the two nations have never fought since. He managed to avoid a pointless war with Cuba even though there was a lot of popular demand for it. He also tried to annex the Dominican Republic, because most people there wanted it, it was a useful bargaining chip in securing black rights in the U.S., and it would have put pressure on Cuba to outlaw slavery. But Congress said no. Also settled the Liberian-Grebo war, whatever that was.
DBDSW?
Again, Grant seems to have done mostly good things, so Bush is a pretty obvious loser here.

Civil Rights: Grant was a major supporter of rights for freed slaves, and made political sacrifices to uphold them even after it became unpopular. Because he forced the South to let blacks vote, under his tenure black people actually got elected to national office. Also, again, he defeated the KKK. The U.S. didn’t catch up to the civil rights of his term until the 1950s. His Native American policies were more progressive than anything America would do until 1924. In fact, his low rankings on most Presidential lists probably have something to do with his having held more progressive views than the next century or so of historians.
DBDSW?
Although his callous disregard for civil rights is pretty typical for post-Southern-Strategy Republicans, he went the extra mile by screwing Katrina victims. Bush seems to have arguably less enlightened racial views than a President from the mid-19th century.

Corruption: This is where Grant was pretty terrible. The major scandals of his terms were Black Friday, the Whiskey Ring, the Sanborn incident, and Crédit Mobilier of America scandal. He didn’t have anything to do with any of them, nor did they profit him at all, and that kind of crap was pretty common in national politics of the time. But he should have exercised better judgment in appointing and oversight, and he should have punished offenders more.
DBDSW?
I’m not sure what counts as a scandal for this guy, but off the top of my head, his administration has had the Plame scandal, the lying about WMDs thing, the illegal domestic wire tapping thing, the approval of torture and subsequent cover up thing, the various other things that are technically war crimes, the cronyism that helped make Katrina worse, the illegal hirings/firings at the Justice Department, and probably other things that I’m forgetting or that we haven’t discovered yet. Bush was involved in many of these directly and has handled all of them at least as poorly as Grant handled his, and many of the Bush scandals are directly injurious to people, not an “Oh this sends a bad message and hurts the economy” kind of hurt, but an “Oh, this waterboards an innocent person” kind of hurt.

Value of Replacement Player: Grant replaced Andrew Johnson, a terrible, terrible man and an even worse President. America improved drastically with the change.
DBDSW? Clinton was alright, and America is clearly much worse under Bush, so Bush loses this category by a wide margin.

Verdict: This isn’t even close. On the one hand, the comparison is kind of unfair, because Grant was actually a pretty good President. I value Civil Rights enough to put him in my top ten, although the scandals were pretty terrible. On the other hand, it's amazing to see how utterly horrible Bush is compared with a decent leader. Bush is at least the ninth-worst of all time. Also, Adams is back in the top ten, because I'm taking Grant out of it now that I got to talk about him.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Katrina was a natural disaster. It was nobody's "fault."
If you wish to place blame for the aftermath somewhere, here's a few better suggestions than "the Federal government/Bush":

- the idiots who continued to live in a city that is below sea level. DUH what did they THINK was going to happen?

- The people who looted and robbed their neighbors in the aftermath of a natural disaster. Opportunism at its worst.

- The college students sitting in their dorm rooms crying, "Why isn't the government doing something!?!?" while not donating a penny of their money or a second of their own time to helping the victims. I wonder how many victims $148,000 in college tuition fees could have helped?

Dr. Jet Pro said...

What this country needs is a disaster-relief system based on college-student volunteerism!

Anonymous said...

No, what this country needs is fewer whiny babies relying on a nanny state to take care of their needs.

Joe said...

Yep, if there is anything I see when looking at pictures of the 9th Ward it is disposable income to move when it looks like a hurricane is coming. Those people where IDIOTS to not take advantage of that opportunity. They even had an entire week of warning. Poor Michael Brown had to take the fall when all those 9th Warders could have moved away and been eating shrimp scampy, instead of trapped in a flooded city with no utilities, no access to food/water, or any outside help what so ever. That is the definition of STUPID right there. Then that they had the nerve to whine about it is just infuriating. Come on!

Anonymous said...

Blah blah blah... just more excuses from people who won't take some goddamn responsibility for themselves.

I'm sure the evil government forced them to live in a shitty place and get shitty jobs and never take the opportunity to do something (except of course, loot their own neighborhoods at the first chance) with their lives.

Yeah, that's the government's fault. We should just all not bother to be responsible with our lives, that way when things go south we can blame the government for it. But we had no disposable income! But we had to choose between death and a TV dinner, so we chose the dinner!

Will said...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32825

Anonymous said...

haha I love The Onion.

J.D. said...

I don't know where poor people get the gall to expect the government to provide extravagant nanny services such as basic disaster relief. The government is there to build highways in our country and destroy them in others, and that's IT. Maybe if those poverty guys would shut up and get to work they could start a private firm to COMPETE for hurricane response in a true disaster relief marketplace which will always be more efficient than a government thing which is obviously what Bush was trying to say by putting his horse-trader buddy in charge of FEMA and never doing anything to help anybody ever. And I think he proved it.

Anonymous said...

A common thread amongst every answer to my replies: heavy sarcasm.

Sarcasm is used when answering the real issues,
- what happened to personal responsibility?
- why didn't YOU do a damn thing?
- why should the government (ie taxpayers) be paying to keep stupid people with no ambition alive?
- etc.

becomes too difficult. So, you must diffuse. Set up some strawmen, tear them down. Yeah! THAT'LL show 'em!

J.D. said...

Devin: Here's a real answer.
Disaster relief is an obvious and basic service that should reasonably be expected from a government. The idea that poor people are poor because they are stupid and lazy is ludicrous and indicative of a close-minded cynicism that stopped being philosophically viable (to the extent that it ever was) in the Gilded Era. You have no idea what I did in the aftermath of Katrina, so that's a weak argument even by the standards of ad-hominem attacks. And as far as strawmen (see also: the last sentence), this was a post comparing Bush's failures to Grant's.
The fact is, taxpayers (including those in the Ninth Ward) have a right to expect basic assistance from government programs. The federal government had ample warning Katrina was coming and they still didn't show up until days after the levees broke. When they did, they were ineffective because the agency was riddled with inefficiencies brought on by Bush policy magnified by the incompetence of the unqualified political appointee he chose to helm the organization.
You can talk about the "get-a-job" strategy of ending poverty all you want, but you can't change the fact that the Katrina response will go down as one of the bleakest failures in a Presidency replete with historically bleak failure.

Anonymous said...

Well I still disagree but thank you for a reasonable and serious reply.